We're all mad here.

Oh, my. How very intriguing.

I think I shall enjoy this jump through time. What wonderful aesthetics.

Time to jump through time to jump through time.

It seems our visitors are back - but what's this? Things are a bit different from the last time you saw Wonderland.

We're all mad here, but you can thank Alice for the gruesome landscape. You should've watched your step as I warned you a few days ago. Now that Rabbit has brought you here, you'll have to fight to live to see lands beyond this one again.

[There's an ear-splitting screech and the sound of something screaming as it dies.]

Did I mention that the inhabitants have become a bit violent?

Do call if you need any assistance. Crying for help is better than dying on a card's spear or having your insides made to run just like clockwork.


[ooc: As a heads-up, Cat may very well try and get your character literally killed. He's not exactly pleasant. :| But if you're polite, he'll help you avoid all the dangers he can~]

I spy with my little eye...something that says where am I?

Need a hand~?


[ooc: Seeing his post on the Network? Seeing him grinning in the trees? Anything goes! Just give me a heads-up~]

Goodnight, Desai.

Pleasant dreams. Say your prayers and ask the Lord your soul to keep.

We'll see you tomorrow~

This certainly looks like no rabbit hole I've ever seen.


[ooc: Cheshire Cat followed his trail and is now grinning through Shigure's window. He's extremely proactive, you see.]

Quite a bite in the wind, isn't there?

A stray would most certainly appreciate a little shelter in times like this.

Perhaps you can give me a little guidance.


[ooc: As a heads-up, if you reply to Cat, there's a 90% chance he'll materialize in front of your character wherever they are. If you DO NOT want him to, be sure to let me know!]

It's a shame we can't fit more pop quizzes into a day.

I do believe it's tea time.

I am quite sure that academia these days does little to prepare the mind for the madness of the world.

It is a fortunate thing that I am around to remind you all.

So long as your teacher continues providing cream~


[ooc: Cheshire Cat is the class pet for Sebastian's classroom. He disappears and reappears and grins at students because I'm sure THAT helps you study.]

They say that the clothes can make the man, in some circles. Of course, others say that it's manners that do that, but there's not an amusing metaphor for our current situation in that one.

In any case, it's good to see that some of you are making the night in whatever way you can.

Well, that was fun.

I suppose it's back to your complaining, cries for attention, and all-around sad quest for the purpose of life, Desai. So sorry.

How many of you had happy little "accidents" you can cry foul on this time?

My God, kidnappings and human delicacies seem be on the menu today, with extra helpings of guilt and offers from strangers for what I'm very sure are poisoned cookies.

It's something of a sin that all of you refer to ME as strange and then carry on in this manner.

I'll just say you're all doing Wonderland proud~ I daresay I've begun anticipating the duchess making a surprise visit from around nigh every corner thanks to you lot.

I'll admit she's preferable to the Queen, but hardly a picnic these days.

All this madness and still no Alice. I'm becoming quite cross.

What convenient memory loss some of you seem to be experiencing. It's almost as if there's some measure of denial among you.

But I'm sure you're all still quite sane. It's not as if there was confusion about how old you were and what--

Oh, right.

My mistake then.

And I've been given criticism for not trusting botanical counterparts.

Perhaps now all of you will think twice before speaking to the flowers, should you ever visit Wonderland.

And by the way, are we certain we were truly saved just a while ago? Purple air has never bode well with me, but what would I know? I'm mad~






How is a raven like a writing desk?

Really, for all your "triumphs" as bipedal species capable of wielding tools, it's a wonder any of you managed to ever survive predators.

This is what happens when you keep insisting that you're not mad. Alice has been having some of the same problems.

Stay out of trouble, and you might stay alive.

Love letters not required as payment for my humble advice.

Now that we've finished all of these insightful personal revelations, I'd like to make a request.

After careful observation it's come to my undying attention that many of you might be twisting your own personal Wonderlands beyond recognition due to your...insincerity and lack of a sense of personal best interest. While we're all mad, there's no call to take it out on your headmates.

Just goes to show that not all mental patients wear strait jackets and sit in rooms with spying doctors these days~

My request is this: if you've problems navigating your own paths, ask. Chances are you have all but forgotten your traveling companions, and as such you should brace yourself for the appropriate reprimendations, but that doesn't mean they've up and left yet. Your peace is our peace, after all~

Still quite mad, Alice. We're all waiting.

So many people here. Vacationing from their troubles, their worries...

One can't vacation from responsibility.

Alice. I've come to take you home. Be a good girl and tell Cheshire Cat where you're hiding, hmm~?

We're still mad. You won't get away from that.


[ooc: Just a note~ If you're from Poly, it would be right about now that you'd remove dear Cat, as he's now playing games elsewhere!]

Aaaaaliiiiiice~

Have a complaint or suggestion with my portrayal of the Cheshire Cat? Or would you like the grinning feline's attention for something?

Do stay for tea~

Anonymous is allowed and screening is on! But please play nice~